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Galactic Throw Down: A Sport for True Chaos Seekers

Imagine a game called Galactic Throw Down. The challenge? Throw a rock really far on a planet with the gravity of twenty suns. Sounds impossible, right? That’s because it is! Participants end up more face-planted into the ground than actually throwing anything. The key isn’t strength, it’s determination and a willingness to laugh at just how ridiculous it all is. It’s like a cosmic test of willpower, and the only reward is a giant high-five from the nearest space-being who also tried and failed.